HairyEars (hairyears) wrote in confess_all,
HairyEars
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Sins of Omission

What do you leave off your CV?



Officially:

"I supported myself by casual and part-time work while studying."

Truthfully:

"Shelf-stacker at Do-It-All. Seasonal caterer for a pub in Ballylynan. Pizza-Delivery boy. Telesales. Greasy insurance salesman. Cleaning gunk off machines in factories. Filing and microfiching insurance policies. Counting bolts in a warehouse. I am a Silver-Service waiter."

Omitted completely:

And I flatly deny that I have ever learned or written COBOL.

I suspect that there are far worse things missing from yours... Confess all.
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